chapter -4

oooh my my i cannot believe y'all are willing to read my silly li'l true tales of "whoa"! My Convoluted Construct, indeed.....yes yessss my pretties.....
uh, yeah, that's me parting the Magickal Mysts of Thyme....
so as i just told y'all, in those days i was making my living as a Freelance Performance Artiste.....gymnastics and acting combined with a heavy dose of abnormal psychology.....being rather abnormal myself, i found myself pretty well suited to the job, to tell ya the truth....no seriously.
meet lots of oddballs, the hours are great, and walking around aimlessly at all hours of the night is something i've always done anyway.....plus, i was pretty good at it--"brand loyalty" is the name of the Quality Assurance game, eh?....and NO it wasn't cause i was cheap, either(yeah, i know there's some wise-ass out there snickeringly considering THAT possibility....HELL i had a reputation to uphold! buncha "respectable" married men out cruisin for a 100 dollar drag queen Quickie would be happy to weasel their ways outta payin ME if they thought they could get away with it....anyhow, this is CAPITALISM kiddies!! it's not the legitimate cost of the item in question that my boys were payin for, but the NOTION of superiority which me, the advertiser, succeeded in projecting....after all, sex only comes in a few flavors--close your eyes and that mouth on your dick feels the same as if it were your own fat momma's, hah....)
the true irony of it all is that now, as a legit human being on the "right side of the law", i'll probably NEVER be able to make the kind of money i used to make back when i was a drag-queen-posing ho. hopefully at least i'll be able to make some sorta Lastingly Meaningful Contribution to Society instead......BAH HAH HAH HAAAA yeah fuckin rightie-oH! hopefully at least i can manage to raise kids who don't grow up juvenile delinquents like Yours Truly! let's reset that bar, folks!! hah hah hah!!
hm, did i digress? yep, looks like it.....a detour to the land of NASTY, perhaps?? an economics lesson? or perhaps a small treatise upon a dark philosophy of existence?? yeah, take THAT Nietzche, fuck your "super man" he's a fag and everybody knows it!! it is for you, my valued reader, thereof to be the judge.....tee hee....but i must go, for my rabbits are in need of water.