chapter-3

my tangent grows longer! Current mood: thirsty
ah....where were we, when last i ran off at the keys here? oh, right, i was gonna tell you why i, personally, think pimps suck...but first(and absolutely free of charge!)let me throw in a few of the reasons i think society's (daytime) treatment of prostitutes as social undesireables is a complete joke. you lucky devils, i'm so generous that way.
anyhow....yep, everybody hates a Ho--oooh, they're skanky and gross and nobody likes em sellin their asses near where they live....and of course, NOBODY we know EVER pays for those much-maligned wares....hell, if everybody was tellin the truth there, though, i guess all the little boys, girls and boy/girls would have to find a new business to go into....good thing some of those respectable husbands, fathers, priests and teachers of our various communities are only "wink wink" denying.....hah!
i mean, shit--at least you know what a ho wants from ya.....you can fulfill that particular need(unlike the ol'Battle Axe at home who's got ya by the balls with the prenup or the Catholic Church or whatever you are runnin from)....i met all sorts of upstanding citizens in my old line of work: doctors, professors, preachers, architects, policemen(of course) businessmen of all sorts....even a pro golfer(hey, golf's a daytime game, right?)
most of em thought i was a dude underneath it all, and the charade was easy enough to perpetuate, cause(as you may already be aware)many queens are sorta "touchy"(hah pardon the play on words) about a certain "offending organ"....don't want it touched or seen, even....some go as far as binding the entire region with duct-tape just to keep everything intact and in line....
hm, well i'll be back soon.....still haven't gotten to the point, have i? oh well....you'll hear the story eventually--when i damn well feel like it! ha hah hah
thanks for reading, boys and girls!